triscuit

response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.
I'm no cracker, I'm a triscuit - twice the size of a normal cracker
by Jimbo May 05, 2004
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Triscuit

a veriation of the derogetory slang "cracker", ment to be used as an inslut by people of color
"Look at that stupid triscuit wearing Air Force 1's"
by T-Mac August 19, 2003
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Triscuit

A black redneck or a person who acts white but is a different skin color
"Hey man how was the country concert." "it was good but there were a bunch of triscuits there."
by Dburnie April 01, 2015
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Triscuit

a slang used to imply that someone is a homosexual.
mike is such a triscuit, he shacked up with ryan last night.
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Triscuit

Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back
by clizzle March 20, 2003
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Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!
by bartfarkel March 14, 2008
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Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin
Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.
by blissymissy September 27, 2017
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