triscuit

response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.

I'm no cracker, I'm a triscuit - twice the size of a normal cracker

by Jimbo May 5, 2004

Triscuit

a veriation of the derogetory slang "cracker", ment to be used as an inslut by people of color

"Look at that stupid triscuit wearing Air Force 1's"

by T-Mac August 19, 2003

Triscuit

A black redneck or a person who acts white but is a different skin color

"Hey man how was the country concert." "it was good but there were a bunch of triscuits there."

by Dburnie April 1, 2015

Triscuit

a slang used to imply that someone is a homosexual.

mike is such a triscuit, he shacked up with ryan last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Triscuit

a really stank- ass bitch who needs to watch her back

Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back

by clizzle March 19, 2003

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016