Triceritomshimul is a common misunderstanding of the song “This is what you came for” by Rihanna and Calvin Harris. The actual lyric says “strikes every time she moves.”
by Honestly_bees January 20, 2022
Get the Triceritomshimul mug.Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
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by abbyiszyzz July 25, 2017
Get the Triceratops mug.A game in which a person shouts triceratops then ducks down and slams their head in to a person or car.
by goth757 August 20, 2013
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Get the Triceratops mug.The gender reversed version of a Unicorn Hunter, a heterosexual couple looking for a male third person to have relations with.
"Yeah, so Barry apparently is really into me."
"Wait, isn't he straight? And married?"
"Nope, bi, apparently. He and Janice are triceratops hunters."
"Wait, isn't he straight? And married?"
"Nope, bi, apparently. He and Janice are triceratops hunters."
by The Leaking Pen July 25, 2022
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