treetard

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard jeremy

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019

teetardaredasdas

The sudden emotion one comes across when a simpman, or in some cases just simps in general, vibe too hard to a point of no return.

In this state of mind you're overcome with anger, disgust and immeasurable toxicity

Simpman vibes: yopu are teetardaredasdas

by Detrus August 14, 2021

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008