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testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.
Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.
by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020
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Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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Roof Testicle

When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.
Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry

Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
by Pal Seh July 21, 2009
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Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles
When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...
by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017
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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004
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dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.
-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
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testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016
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