trek check

making sure your friends hide their nerdy gear before their date arrives.

alright, yeah the tie is nice. hang on, let me trek check.

by neu January 26, 2004

trek tard

One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.

"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."

"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."

"What a fucking trek tard."

by Captain Pike April 8, 2010

Trek marlin kids

Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.

Trek marlin kids “Dude look at that massive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall

by Epicmtber January 10, 2022

Trek Domane SL7

A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.

Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.

by Knmagor May 12, 2023

trek hoender

When a penis is being pulled for masturbation purposes

Pieter trek hoender
Pieter is chocking his chicken

by ad ude November 28, 2010

Trek It Up

When Trekkies gather 'round a widescreen TV and watch every Star Trek movie ever made.

"I had a friend over and we trekked it up so hard last night. I've still got Star Trek references rattling around in my head from that night."

Example #2:
"Yo, buddy, I got all the Star Trek movies on Blu-Ray. Wanna Trek it up?"

by VaderTheIntimidator October 11, 2012

Trek of the hands

When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint

Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now

by BaterBorn December 18, 2020