Tokyo Traffic Jam

Putting a PBC pipe in a girls ass and sliding Micro Machines one by one into the end of the pipe and having them roll into her ass.
Optional
Add a lizard, Godzilla, at the end to wreak the traffic jam

Did you hear about that broad that got a pipe in her ass? The guy put micro machines in the end of the pipe and gave her a Tokyo Traffic Jam

by Big Ben SC August 25, 2008

Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued October 1, 2008

traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

by pimpcess_07 May 24, 2005

Blunt Traffic Jam

When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).

Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!

by Dr. Julius Erving December 2, 2010

Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."

by Kalisiin November 6, 2011

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009