Rusty Trusty

A chick that’s a 6 or below (looks wise) who comes over to suck your dick whenever you want then leaves expecting nothing in return.

1. Ashley is my Rusty Trusty.

2. My Rusty Trusty came over to suck my dick.

by JonBergeron69 February 3, 2020

Toasty Noggin

A sexual innuendo that has no definite meaning.

(as a babe walks past)

"Oh yeah, I wish she'd give me a toasty noggin."

by aaul00 May 10, 2009

Tasty Paste

A euphemism for a male or female ejaculate.

Yeah my girl loves my Tasty Paste!

by Tasty_Pastey April 14, 2021

Tasty poison

Immature people choose tasty poison over bitter medicine.

Some choose some tasty poison which seems good now good now, but is destructive over the long haul over current distaste for long term good.

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2021

trastirox

The trastirox meme is a shitty low quality shitpost that consists of a clorox bottle and a poorly edited text with "trastirox" on it, created by none other than the horrendous imgflip user VirtualizerExtreme, specifically used in the stream "MS_memer_group" in imgflip. It can also be used as a copypasta: "The Trastirox™ bottle mark is a cheap or premium alternative to clorox, depending which edition you buy, neither edition should be combined with clorox."

Person 1: Have you ever heard about the funny shitpost "Trastirox"?
Person 2: HELM GNAW! THAT'S THE SHITTIEST SHITPOST THAT EVER EXISTED!

by VirtualizerExtrene June 4, 2023

Tratty Horse

The Tratty Horse is commonly defined as a mixture between the Tratty which is a Santa-like animal disguised as a woman, however the disguise is not perfect and male traits sneak into the Tratty. The mixture also includes the horse which is a pregnant-horse hybrid in the body of a female.(we think) Together these two make a powerful creature known now as the “Tratty-Horse” Tratty Horses are also known to be VERY stinky, ruthless, and soulless.

the boys laughed and snickered as they watched the tall skinny man girl walk by, “oh my gosh, she such a tratty horse,” they exclaimed.

by Maternity witch mouse May 17, 2022

toasty thursday ©️™️

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.

person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

by toasty thursday November 22, 2022