Toywimtp

Present tense:
Thinking of you while I masturbate to porn.

Past tense:
Thought of you while I masturbated to porn.

Last night I was bored and lonely, and I missed you. So I went on pornhub and I had Toywimtp.

by Taxtm November 14, 2014

Toyam Tape

A pornographic film featuring a masturbating individual.

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam

1) A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude.

2) A person who sells sex for anything.

1) Mary is being a toyam, again.

2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.

by 6969Nolol6969 October 24, 2019

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017

Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Toyam Spurt

The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.

Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.

by BV69BV July 30, 2017