Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.

Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”

by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019

Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.

(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*

by enzymes August 12, 2012

status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.

by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010

Short texting

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph

I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.

by Penis leach September 16, 2016

texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.

Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.

by Mpaper July 6, 2011

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

texting chicken

When you and a love interest who are pretending that you're not actually into each other for some stupid reason or another see who can go the longest without giving in and texting the other person. Usually unspoken. Usually.

We've been playing texting chicken for three whole days. If I text him first, I'm the desperate one. But if I don't text him, bitch crown is on.

by Anne Persand April 22, 2011