douchling

The douche child of a douche.

Could you get your little douchling to stop screaming?
Your screaming douchling is giving me a headache.

by retailworker December 28, 2009

Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self

I'm touching myself by listing to inspirational quotes

by OG the Cil December 15, 2018

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Tockling

The act of tickling a man's penis. This works the best on an erect penis, and when the owner of said penis is unaware he's about to be tockled.

Crystal is a total tockler. If you get her anywhere near a cock she'll give it a Tockling like no one's business.

by RedZeal January 13, 2011

toughling

The opposite of weakling.

A strong and resilient person despite their appearance and attitude.

M: All you did was a day of decorating - you're such a weakling!
D: Actually I painted seven doors, skirting, all the wood, the floor and the wall. I AM TOUGHLING

M: He is so small and weak, look at him.
J: Actually he is a black belt karate champ
M: Wow, what a toughling.

by MikeRITE April 5, 2013

Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.

"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.

by hockey6408 December 18, 2008

balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.

"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching

by Cyphaer April 20, 2007