Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods

Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"

by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023

Tortious

1. Something so terrifically wicked it causes terror.
2. constituting a tort.

1. Her singing was tortious.
2. This does not make the act tortious.

by 100%RealWords July 24, 2023

Torrion

Fufu zubamafu jigaboo spooks

Torrion is gay

by White Tiger x April 4, 2019

Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004

Torionna

Torionna

Torionna is a beautiful young lady, who doesn’t care what people say.
Torionna is one beautiful lady, I wish I wasn’t mean to her.

Torionna

by Ashely 😽 January 8, 2021

Toptional

Allowing hoes, hussies, bitches, whores, sluts, tramps, scallywags or any other type of female the option (or more so request) to take their shirts off and run around a specified location with titties out.

Hey ladies...would you like to take a dip in the toptional hottub?

by polinski August 11, 2009