Tobert

A god dog, often times confused as jesus christ. Fastest, strongest, coolest dog evere.

Stranger1: yo why that dog be so god like
Stranger2: oh my bonkers thats just tobert sorry bud.

by DadComeBack April 14, 2021

Tolberted

To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.

To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.

Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.

A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?

by SlyDiablo April 9, 2023

Tobert

A person that is acting in such a way as a rat. Meaning weirdo, strange, goofy, silly, dumb.

“You’re such a tobert”

by Sejj March 29, 2024

Tobert

A person or circumstance that is annoying, irritating, odd, or funny. Often used in a playful, warmhearted or affectionate way.

Synonyms- silly, goofy, rat

Stop being such a tobert

by ontheroadagain March 29, 2024

kylie tolbert

Kylie Tolbert is that cancerous girl who threw her dog and laughed about it.

Girl: Report kylie tolbert !!1!111! CRUELTY!!11!111!!1

Another girl: Yo I can't she gave me depression and now I think how many tries it must of taken her to break the dog's back...

by livlou May 21, 2018

justin tolbert

a mean person that always yells at you. never thinks that they are wrong at all. even when they are wrong and they know they some how turn the tables and pin it on you.

Wow you really sound like a Justin Tolbert right now

by hoelife October 17, 2019

Kaden Tolbert

Kaden tolbert is a funny trombone player that’s best friends with another funny trombone player named anjy. he can’t read bass clef but its okay his personality makes up for it

Person#1: Wow kaden tolbert is so funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny

by Aj Reed February 11, 2022