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Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.
"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)
by James Dracon February 3, 2008
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Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
by acidonion August 31, 2016
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go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.
Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*
by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018
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Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.
Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.
by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009
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Toester

Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)
Guys toester is here holy shit
by carlo!! October 15, 2020
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toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.
by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008
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ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*
by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021
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