tootleitus

a person who loses sanity for undertermined spaces of time and for no defined reason ,yet after this period of rational behavior returns to normal sanity

ben -"did you see that girl in the street before she had a bad case of tootleitus screaming at that them children only to carry on normally shortly after"

matt-"yeah i did was crazy"

by bardock69 March 22, 2010

Tortled

Having interacted with a turtle

That person at the zoo just got tortled

by DefectivePotato02 October 28, 2022

Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

by THE content cop November 6, 2019

Tootler

A jubilant state of mind, often associated with alcohol.

One might say ''ah tootler haven't seen you in ages man, how you doin?'' and embrace his partner in a firm hug.

by CIRVINE March 5, 2013

Tootleoo

A way that old, lame people say good-bye; for some reason undefined by many online dictionaries, despite its ubiquitousness.

"Bye, Marjorie!" "Tootleoo, Josephine!"

by keen_machine May 18, 2006