Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Tootsitramp

Tootsitramp is one of the four founders/houses in a Suethor's rendition of Hogwarts. When a Suethor creates a 14 year old sex goddess that makes every boy want her and every girl supremely jealous of her, that damned Suethor has created a Tootsitramp. If you're a boy, you want her. If you're a girl, you envy her with every fiber of your being until it comsumes you and you lash out at her for being so pretty...and if you're Hermione, Tootsitramp will beat you at any and all academics. This special breed of Mary Sue is most commonly known for turning every character in the HP fandom completely OOC (Out Of Character). Common Tootsitramp names are Candy, Candy, Mandy, Bridgette, Bella, Britney and Kristie.

Tootsitramp Sue: Oh, professor!

Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006

toosie slide

Pushing forward in Overwatch, more specifically to spawn camp.

Hey, we have point and the advantage, let’s toosie slide

by Derb27 March 13, 2021

Tooshuffle

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.

Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!

by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017

Toope Moment

That moment when you or a friend fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row.

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020