tookey

The act of placing a mans balls on a womans forehead while she gives him a rim job.

Tell your mom thanks for the tookey last night.

by Bill Bixby May 1, 2005

Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 14, 2019

Justin Tookey

Justin is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.

To see videos of Justin Tookey dancing half naked,Cross dressing and more, please send me a email and I will send you a link to a website that tributes his fat.

If you hav'nt seen his hilarious videos yet search him up on YouTube!!!!

by Hilarious videos xxxXD January 24, 2010

Tookey

Another word for Vagina

Little girl: Mom what’s a tookey?
Mom: it’s your private part sweetie, it’s just a better word than saying Vagina.

by ShalissaJohnson August 28, 2020

Toomeyed

When one stretches and fondles or otherwise innappropriately touches another person in the same motion.

Person 1: "*sigh* , Toomeyed!"

Person 2: "AAHHH, I feel so violated, why would you do that?"

by dude0893 May 25, 2011

tooheys

More commonly referred to as Pooheys, it is not a beer, just a cheap, nasty, tasteless imitation.

Commerce Poof: "lets go to PAs"
Eng Dude: "dude, it's a pooheys pub. i'm not drinking that crap!"

by Rich June 23, 2004

Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.

Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"

by 3xS October 18, 2010