Toolstud

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.

"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"

by mrussell January 3, 2012

Toonsack

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.

by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008

Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

toosie slide

Pushing forward in Overwatch, more specifically to spawn camp.

Hey, we have point and the advantage, let’s toosie slide

by Derb27 March 13, 2021

Tooshuffle

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.

Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!

by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017