A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.
I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
by Ollle August 20, 2013
Get the nerd toucher mug.When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
by 55bears February 10, 2015
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Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking
by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006
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by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007
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Get the toucher_of_cancer mug.To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.
Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.
by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007
Get the pants toucher mug.A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013
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