A-TON*

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯

Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite

by k187c September 30, 2021

not a ton

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010

ton

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"

by urbane gorilla July 29, 2005

ton

"the ton" A speed of 100mph.

John nearly did the ton on the way to work.

by Anonymus Bosch September 30, 2005

ton

used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)

Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand!
Shark: No, you actually had a ton of outs!

Shark: Watching those poker videos has helped me a ton!

Shark: You don't have a ton of equity with 98s you fish!

by minraiselol June 29, 2011

tons

A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self

by SHORTY May 22, 2003

TON

Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)

look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies

by davethejag July 13, 2010