A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.
Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.
by Chilla June 29, 2005
The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
by Ill Bill B Illin' August 31, 2007
He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
by anonymous6812 April 8, 2008
An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.
by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006
1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
by TiEmmeS January 25, 2006
The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW
SCHWAT NOOW
by crAnKy SpanKy September 21, 2005
A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass
by Odium43 May 28, 2006