Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

by HansGioLoy21 October 3, 2010

Tom Cruise

A queer man who practices Scientology and will, in fact, hide in your closet if you say his acting isn't the best. And he won't come out right away.

Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

by laureenoluv March 24, 2010

Tom Cruise

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.

Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".

As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.

It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.

by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008

Tom Cruise

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

by Want a Pickle? April 17, 2010

Tom Cruise

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010