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Toiletbowling

In golf, when you just about make a really good putt.

When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.

Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.
Jeff: Really nice putt, it's sure to go in.

Randy: it's in!!!

*spins back out*

Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!

Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?
by The Wonderwall July 25, 2010
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toilethobnocker

a toliethobnocker is someone who spends all their time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over again
my brothers a toilethobnocker. he keeps flushing the toilet in the bathroom i have to go pee !!! He's a toieltthobnocker
by brianaanananananan bannana December 21, 2010
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toiletdozer

1.A shit so large that it destroys a massive portion of a building's plumbing system
I took a toiletdozer in the Jefferson's house and found out that their sinks were spewing shit for a whole week
by Dick Van Donkeyshlong April 24, 2014
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Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.
by RyMan2k00 May 13, 2014
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Toiletodor

I wouldn't buy that Toiletodor, go with the Nissan instead.
by grendle100 November 4, 2017
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toiletbreaking

When you eat too much food and you gotta shit so hard it breaks/cracks the toilet
"You hungry, let's hit up some taco bell"
"Hell ya, I'm in the mood for some serious toiletbreaking tonight"
by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019
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Toiletworthy

Something so enjoyable but easy to do or watch on your phone that you can do it while taking a shit
have you seen the emkay channel? I watch them while shitting all the time, they are probably the most toiletworthy channel
by Monkebuns December 15, 2022
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