Toiletbowling

In golf, when you just about make a really good putt.

When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.

Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.

Jeff: Really nice putt, it's sure to go in.

Randy: it's in!!!

*spins back out*

Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!

Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?

by The Wonderwall July 25, 2010

toiletbooking

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.

Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.

by xjessikuh January 29, 2014

Toilet Bowling

Slang Term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.

Sid: Guess what! Last night I totally Toilet Bowling again! It was awesome!
Nancy: Ugh!! Jeebus Christ!! Stop taking so many shits and smoking weed all the time! It's disgusting!
Sid: *stab* *stab*

by Lex Iconographer December 1, 2011