Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Koolcat55

shoocrow

An old, raggedy hooker/allicat that dosnt leave you alone and you tell them to "shoocrow" get out of here

"Does that ugly slimjim hooker over there keep asking you for a ride"

"ya but I told that skank to "shoocrow" stop bothering me! "

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

wesleys by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

When you eat too much food and you gotta shit so hard it breaks/cracks the toilet

"You hungry, let's hit up some taco bell"
"Hell ya, I'm in the mood for some serious toiletbreaking tonight"

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

Texting code to ask if the person is over 18 years old
Ru- are you
/- over
18- 18 years old

Guy 1: That girl in the club is over 18 who's number you got right?

Guy 2: not sure, let me text her
RU/18?

RU/18 by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

The meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomato
I.e. anything you put in the taco shell

When I bite in one side of my taco, all the "taco guts" fall out the other end