tonight's biggest loser

Sal

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019

Tight Little Man Pussy

a mans tight butthole

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya

by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.

He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.

by clamorous January 22, 2013

Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

Tight around the edges

"It's not even an expression, it is now."
-CarlSagan42

It's a little tight around the edges

by CarlSagan42 November 28, 2019

The Gesund-tight

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.

Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.

by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

Tighty Whitifrical

An adjective meaning of or related to tighty whities.

Donald Trump looks tighty whitifrical in that picture of him playing tennis.

by Greasyknowledge July 5, 2020