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Propensity to get Laid

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
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Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes
by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006
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i need to get fucked respectfully

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021
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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...
by AQUALIME April 10, 2021
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Time to get a watch

A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.
Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Togetherness

When two people join together and become one in heart and soul.

A relationship that is unbreakable due to a resounding love that is shared.
When we met the feeling of togetherness was resounding and our love will never be broken.
by Ace4kingAce March 9, 2019
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