Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.

That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!

by Tonan4life October 5, 2011

Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019

Toffee Bracelet

The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.

After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.

by Bambino August 30, 2008

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011