no-ply toilet paper

toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.

Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.

Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!

by brooskitooski September 11, 2010

Toiletless

A country where people have low access to toilets, or can't be convinced to use toilets.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.

Go build and convince your people to use toilets, you toiletless countries.

by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022

Nigga toilet

For those long balled niggas that need a taller toilet.

I need me a Nigga toilet.

by Paguioa January 16, 2019

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022

toilet fire

Something with the potential of being very good which turns out to be very disappointing.

This day has been an absolute toilet fire.

by Jasonaf1981 December 7, 2017