Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

by emifart September 6, 2007

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

tartface

a ginger girl who overdresses for most occasions; favours skirts

"I look like such a tartface today"

by brightparticularstar December 5, 2007

Toastyame

A large church in Norway, often visited by the Master Chief while on his annual Scandinavian expedition.

I think I left Cortana at the Toastyame!

by thepopesbff August 7, 2011

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012