todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

by leanne November 20, 2003

Todgersnaffler

A pubescent teen girl who tends to grab at male genetalia and squeeze, much in the same way that teenage boys often begin to squeeze teen girls bums as they wrestle with their hormones.

Watch out guys here comes the todgersnaffler.

by Thunderballs13 February 23, 2010

Todger Dodger

Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).

"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"

by kinder king January 4, 2010

tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Toadette

SO KAWAII! I wanna huuug her! Pink female version of Toad from Mario Kart:Double Dash!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Hi, Toadette! ^_^

by Snebulizer December 3, 2003

toadette

toad’s girl version

toadette sounds like minnie

by ttttoad November 10, 2022