Nine

Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat

Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.

FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.

by TomGood March 25, 2015

by the nine

An exclamation, typically used when shocked by something. It is a reference to Skyrim.

"i got in a car crash today"
"by the nine are you okay?"

by rbxq June 08, 2023

nine

n. used by punk ass gangstas, means a 9mm pistol, (one would be smart to run ones ass off when hearing this word being used by such types)

Best watch out fo' i whip out my niiine, an' BUST a cap

by Paddy C August 20, 2003

nine

(1) The damn number that comes after eight, yet before ten.

(2) The not was well known, failed, system of measurement before the metric system.

I'm about to bury my foot nine inches into your ass.

by Stud McManly June 01, 2007

Nined

To shoot someone with a nine millimeter gun

"he dissed me so I nined him", "he tried to steal my chain and got nined"

by Stanley Weiser January 31, 2014

nining

The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars

I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.

by Wombat3 March 16, 2017

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott March 26, 2005