Nine

Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat
Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.

FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.
by TomGood March 25, 2015
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