wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

Late To The Party

AKA "Day late & a dollar short", when one finally arrives on the scene of an event that's already ending.

See "Sig AR15" on thefirearm blog.

Hey guys, did you hear? Sig Sauer is making an AR15!!

Wow, talk about late to the party. Now that the election rush is over, I can't give away my used Bushmaster... big deal.

by arfcomsux September 22, 2009

always bring a banana to a party

Made famous in the television show. Dr who first uttered by the tenth doctor to Rose Tyler his companion During a party at Madame de Pompadour castle in 18th century France.

in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun

Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera

by Nagubal May 28, 2014

Late to the party

A person with an intellect just a tad lower than the rest of his friends so that they all notice and sometimes feel awkward about it without this person ever noticing it. Not on the slightly retarded spectrum but juuuuust barely noticeable in a casual conversation.

- ''Hey have you ever met John?''
- ''Nope.''
- ''Funny guy you'll see!''
- ''What do you mean?''
- ''He's a little late to the party.''

by ashindig December 1, 2011

Turn a Party to a track meet

The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.

“Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “

“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”

by JuiceWrld999 May 31, 2018

Welcome to the party

When you can relate to someone's frustrations or story. They know how you feel. Pitty party.

"I've been working so much, I need a vacation." In response someone will say, "welcome to the party". I'm tired of her always trying to tell me what to do" In response, "welcome to the party."

by PartyFandom January 2, 2018

Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar

dating a closeted gay man

Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”

by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018