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which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response
Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!
by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
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taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.
by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017
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Take my talents to South Beach

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.
by yusef1103 July 16, 2010
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Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010
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Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.
If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.
by oxenteam February 20, 2011
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taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
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