TMD

TMD is a far-right slogan used by people going against islamism. TMD=Total Muslim Death

Muhammed here raped my wife. TMD goes crazy!

by ihateknickers November 4, 2023

TMD

To my dick

Kiss tmd

by afganjggwnang November 23, 2020

TMD

too much drama

TMD means a man or woman says twitter,facebook,snapchat and .etc is causing too much drama for them

by getreallfoeever September 7, 2015

TMD

Too Many Doors. Usually describes cars with more doors than 2 or 3. Most likely it is a family car with two front doors, two rear and the hatchback.

Hey, nice TMD Saab.
Thanks, I have kids so I need 5 doors.

by rc89pl April 19, 2009

tmd

Can be used in a couple ways.
1. Touch My Dick

2. Touching My Dick

3. Touches My Dick

And can even be used in other ways like:

4. Touch YOUR Dick, etc.

5. Touch HIS/HER Dick, etc.

1. "Oh yeah bitch? Tmd."

2. "Hey what are you doing?" "I'm tmd."

3. "I hope she tmd."

4. "Smd? I'll tyd."

5. "What did you do with him?" "I tmd..."

by Oh yeah? Wanna go? July 11, 2010

TMD

a acronym for "touching my dick." Commonly used amongst Floridian college male students.

hey baby what you doing??

TMD thinking bout you.

by Monte' September 2, 2009

TMD

When you give an explosive hand job (when you touch a guys dick and he immediately cums)

He pulled a TMD last night

by bigdix69 April 20, 2015