Tuana

Tuana is a very severely depressed girl, people expect her to be perfect and she tries but inside she will just be another lonely depressed soul. She is a very sweet, kind, nice, lovely girl but is misunderstood, she has been through a lot but is always there for people who have back stabbed her, she has a fear of being forgotten but doesn't show it. She fools everybody with her perfect smile but doesn't feel that way at all. Although she is the funniest girl you will ever meet

Tuana are you ok?

by caramelcreme June 17, 2018

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 18, 2006

Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.

Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

Tijuana Car Wash

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)

- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.

by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018

Tijuana Bang

Before engaging in sexual intercourse , a man puts a few drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of his penis. Then proceeds to have sex using the Tabasco sauce as a lubricant as well as aphrodisiac.

“What happened to all the Tobasco sauce? Brandi and I tried doing the Tijuana Bang last night. It was hot literally and figuratively.”

“This girl on tinder told me she wanted to to Tijuana Bang. Do I bring the Tabasco or her?”

by Fun&Flex October 19, 2019

Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

Tijuana Tacklebox

When you take leftovers from a resturant (preferable Dennys) and stuff then in a targets mailbox. If possible, it should be done in winter so the leftovers freeze. Repeat as necessary.

Dude, don't eat all your nachos, we gotta run some Tijuana Tackleboxes tonight!

by FAWKES123 November 22, 2009