No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

fingering

things girls do for pleasure. they stick two fingers in their pussy, and jerk around until they orgasm.

julia wanted to explore her pussy for the first time. she took off her black leggings. she placed her hands on her knees and spread her legs wide open. julia has always heard her friends talking about fingering themselves. so she wanted to try. she remembers them saying it was the second hole, not the pee hole. she ran her pointer finger down, feeling around for the hole. finally found it. “here we go” she thought. so she inserted her finger inside her hole. she didn’t feel anything at first, so she slowly sunk her finger deeper, and deeper. she took her fingertip and massaged the walls of her pussy. it felt so good that she let out a small moan. she could see the hype now. she slowly pushed her finger more in and faster. she wanted more so she took the finger out, and tried the middle and pointer finger at once. she jerked her fingers in and out, moaning louder and louder each time. she didn’t care if her parents heard. she did it faster and faster. “UHH. YES OH YES YESSS.” she screamed. “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING” she screamed as she jerked her fingers in farther. she started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but she didn’t care. she pushed her fingers in harder and hit her g-spot. she screamed in pleasure as she started to have an orgasm. her body shook in joy. she mom swung open the door, only to see her there with her fingers inside her deep pussy. julia climaxed, and squirted all over the carpet and her mother’s shoes.

by imsohornyareyou April 3, 2020

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Fingering

The placement of fingers on a musical instrument to create a specific note………perv

Great job at the violin recital, Jimmy! But work on your fingering next time

by Alpharat53 August 10, 2016

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013