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Wanna tim tam?

An offering of a legendeay scrumptious aussie chocolate biscuit in order to relieve the embarassment of a person who has said somethign really lame.
" (some realy badass joke)"
"mmm,Wanna tim tam?"
by Angie G August 26, 2003
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Clive's Tim Tam Slam

The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.

Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017
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Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam

In a similar fashion to a regular Tim Tam Slam, the warm milk is replaced with urine.
Due to losing his fantasy football league, John had to do a Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam.
by Marcus Johnnson January 28, 2026
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The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.
Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?
by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025
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Tim to the Tam

Timothy - originating from Greek time, meaning Honouring by God. A Commonly masculine name. Worldwide knowledge that we shorten Timothy to Tim!

Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.

Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.

Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.

If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.

It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
1. “Tim to the Tam is the shit man!!! What a fucking top bloke ayyyy”

2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.

3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
by SubZeroWins January 1, 2022
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tim-tams

The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
Mark has the most beautiful tim-tams!

Do the chickens have large tim-tams?
by tim-tam jones February 26, 2011
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tim-tams

The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
Mark has the most beautiful tim-tams!

Do the chickens have large tim-tams?
by tim-tam jones February 25, 2011
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