The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

turley

The toilet, the pot where one goes to the bathroom in.

"I just punished my roommates turley because I have no toilet paper in my bathroom."

by SamDiesel April 25, 2008

Turley Wurly

Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”

Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly

“Hello Turley Wurly’
“shut up joe!”

by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

Turley Wurly

Someone who gets called Turkey Wurly which rhymes with “Curly wurley”.

This is done to annoy someone :)

“Hi Turley Wurly,”
“Shut up joe!”

by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

Thorley

To pass on your duty to a mate instead of doing it yourself

Martin was tired and didn't feel like doing it, so he Thorleyed me!

by Gus123 January 23, 2021

thurly

To be a Thurly you have to do some unexplainable things for example lose everything, have no game, and ask more than retarded questions every 5 seconds

Fuck me lad you’re such a Thurly

by Stoney0 August 14, 2022