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Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.
Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..
by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019
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turkey throat

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
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throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.
I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.
by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010
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Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.
I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.
by Caedoe April 14, 2014
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Theodorian

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.
by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
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bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.
Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.
by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
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Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...
by Sex101 February 5, 2009
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