thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

thoughts and prayers

A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!

by StephenInd October 10, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Prayers

A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.

"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.

"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.

by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025