mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
by goodvibes4ever October 11, 2020
A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.
You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
by StephenInd October 11, 2020
by Green&Red bows October 17, 2020
Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023
A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.
"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020
Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 19, 2020
A phrase often used as an insincere or superficial gesture, implying concern without offering tangible support or action. This phrase is particularly used by public figures and officials, in response to tragedies or disasters.
“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."
by lilacburn July 26, 2024