mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020
Get the thoughts and prayersmug. A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.
You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!
by StephenInd October 10, 2020
Get the thoughts and prayersmug. by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020
Get the Thoughts and prayersmug. Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
Get the Thoughts and prayersmug. A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.
"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020
Get the Thoughts and Prayersmug. Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
Get the thoughts and fucking prayersmug. A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.
"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.
"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.
"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.
by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025
Get the Concepts of Thoughts and Prayersmug.