This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

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this is where the fun begins

when ur powersliding onto a 1-way street that has a 15-mph school speed limit, ur going 100 mph, and the preschoolers are crossing the street

Obi-wan: "Wait, Anakin....dont go there................................. NNOOONNOONONONNO *sigh*
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins."

by No U (xd) October 28, 2018

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this is the greatest plan

When Charles come smashing in the window with his helicopter

Charles: This is the greatest plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mission failed bruh

by That epic boi October 26, 2020

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This is sending me

When one person says something super funny. Used as a response.

"Yo dude this is sending me right now LMAO"

by Newnon April 21, 2019

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this is so sad

A meme that was spread in early 2018 that usually involved someone being interrupted while saying something and the person interrupting them somehow commits suicide and has a funeral in what must be a few seconds. The person finishes what they were saying while visiting their grave. Very sad.

Original:
Girl: "how much do u love me?"
Boy: "1..."
Girl: "omg ur so mean i hate you!"
*girl commits suicide*
*boy visits girls grave*
LIKE IF YOU CRIED
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This is so sad
Can we hit 50 likes

by Slіm Shady June 16, 2018

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