thinkasaurus

1.) noun: An exceptionally intelligent individual, usually well educated and well read.

From the novel Big Fred, by Robert Schark: Morris Thinkasaurus.

1.) "Being a thinkasaurus, Mark had no trouble earning two Bachelor's degrees before twenty-two years of age."

2.) Morris Thinkasaurus

by thespecter September 9, 2007

thinksing

To think about a song in your mind, so that its like its being played in your head. Too much of this, and the song keeps playing in your head, which is not cool.

Dude1 : Oh man, listened to the new single from (generic artist)?
Dude 2 : Yeah... I've been thinksinging it all week.

by Balu G June 7, 2007

Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.

I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

Thinks

The act of believing you are something special or that you will get away with something petty just to help your pathetic ego.

Look at your gay ass, barb wire around the arm tattoo. You think!

by SBD March 27, 2005

thinksturbate

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.

Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.

by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008

thinkstapated

when you have a thought in your head and it won't come out, and it's clogging the way of other thoughts

Patrick's been thinkstapated from his medical exam while he waits for his results

by bernbe01 January 5, 2010

kid thinks hes nice

Expression used to describe someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't.

"Did you see that kid push that little freshman down the hall?" -Person 1
"Yea. Kid thinks hes nice"
-Me

"Look at that fag with the blow out and wife beater."-P1
"I'm telling you dude. Kid thinks hes nice" -Me

by ThegermanguyinMA May 20, 2008