encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

thesis scatting

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

by tambully August 7, 2008

Thesis

A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

dude that poor student was thesis'd to death!

by Dr. Sexy Butt MD August 16, 2009

Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

by Ganondox April 13, 2019

thesising

v. to thesis; to write one's thesis

I spent all last night thesising.

by dudechick May 6, 2008

thesis statement

An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.

She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.

by Amazing_llamas August 3, 2016

Sabine's Thesis

Govinda does not find peace.

Harwood says: "Sabine's Thesis sucks."

by Hoe-G-String-Slutto November 28, 2004