Thije

Smart and intelligent being. The perfect example of evolution.

Thije is a super-human being.

by Thije January 18, 2018

Vaginal Theivery

a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas
also a term for someone who takes another virginity

Tom: Hey Tim last night was awesome , we stole so many vaginas.
Tim: Aye, Vaginal Theivery. Great

by G June 19, 2006

thejedshed

A far-out, state of mind on the web where 'Awake' 50ish boomers, reflect on the loss of liberty going on since their youth. They dare to compare 'actual' reality to a 1984 police state, in real time. They listen to Alex Jones live and play rock music or videos from the sixties to last week. They have fun, while commenting on what is 'normal' now, like all the old, grumpy, farts before them.

I was enlightened by thejedshed - did you know people once wore belts to keep their pants from falling down?

I was shocked by thejedshed, i mean, how could you live without an i-phone?

Thejedshed awakened me.

by aeroskyn September 9, 2011

thejeanboy

The sexiest woman that had ever lived that has a big shlong

Thejeanboy is so sexy god damn 😫

by User833747494 February 21, 2021

Theisen

The evil eybrowed teacher who likes to wear purple shirts and give the evil eye. He loves his 8th grade class 2011! He is a hick from minasota and canoed down the mississippi river. He has done everything from teaching kids in the rainforest to knowing some people who climed on to a russian ship and had a feast thrown for them. His favorit students were always Niki, Ariel, and Saskia

His eybrows are so Mr. Theisen!

by lodygogo December 24, 2008

thije

a fucking whos parents though he was a mistake

awww i wish thije wasnt here

by nee yaveee April 3, 2018

theide

the koolest kat ever (with a k). a theide is always nice, funny, and prepared, even in situations that catch her off guard. she is drop-dead gorgeous and has the best style. she is talented and guys love her, even though she doesnt know it. and best of all? her friends are always there for her because she has always been there for them. a theide is just so cool no one can handle it. most scientists think they should name the fear of not being as cool as a theide. they will call it, "theideitis".

crab: hey, that theide is so cool!
tree: yeah totally!
theide: hey guys, whats up?
crab and tree: ahhh! we will never be as cool as you!!!
*go to the doctor*
doctor: yes, im afraid you have theideitis.
*dramatic music here*

by crabtheidetree October 28, 2013