Eskimo in the Swamp

Where a man or woman Eskimo kisses a vagina.

Dude, I Eskimo in the Swamp last night and now I can't smell anything.

by C-Dunc April 14, 2010

Drain the swamp

To masturbate to photos of Ivanka Trump so frequently that one expels all of the semen stored up in ones testicles.

Donald Trump's number one priority of president is to drain the swamp.

by tgcenterprises May 26, 2020

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.

Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite

by Panoramaman December 21, 2016

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp

Man look at those gators in the swamp.

by viperfan07 February 23, 2012

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018

The Swamp Donkey

The Swamp Donkey is not to be mixed with the definition of Swamp Donkey, as The Swamp Donkey is a sex position only used when the male and female are both in the bath (swamp) where the male is the giver and the female is the receiver. while in this action the female must act like a donkey while the male sits back and relaxes.

Male- "lets do The Swamp Donkey"
Female- "ok then"

by PoonSlayer27 December 30, 2011