riding the whale

Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.

John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!

by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009

spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 7, 2008

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

Said the Whale

A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times

Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?

Fuck ya, I do!!

by AtoZincorporated August 10, 2010

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Sign of the whale

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.

Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."

by DC hood rat October 13, 2011

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005