jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift
David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
by freefire July 12, 2009
Get the the night shift mug.I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021
Get the The Gear Shift mug.When a person participates in a self inflicted lock-down for the purpose of communicating with the opposite sex for a lengthy period of time beginning at/after sunset.
by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007
Get the The Night Shift mug.(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
Get the The Soft Shift mug.A gesture to when the government finds out a particular individual has died and, as a result of them finding out, that individual’s rights change. This change consists in them permanently losing some of their legal rights and protections; as well as having many of their other rights and protections significantly weakened.
Kade: Where were you last Friday? You never showed to attend the meeting we had scheduled to talk about our group project.
Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
Get the the rights shift mug.There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.
The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift
by Lil-p May 24, 2023
Get the The B shift mug.There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.
The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift
by Lil-p May 24, 2023
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