pull the padge

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

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Pull the Race Card

When an ethnic minority accuses another person (usually white) of being discriminatory against their race in an attempt to be immune to criticism.

Larry: Can you just go away, Jerry? Every time I try and do something fun, you come along and screw it up.
Jerry: SHUT UP YOU RACIST!
Larry How am I a racist? I don't hate your race, I hate YOU. There's a difference, you know. Way to pull the race card, asshole.
Jerry: RACIST! HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUY'S A RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! *runs away*
Larry: *sigh*

by The Thing with the Stuff October 23, 2013

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Pull the ladder up

Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.

Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"

by Mauao November 28, 2007

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Pull the rug

Pulling the rug is when someone suddenly stops getting help, suddenly leaves, etc when they're in a difficult time/situation.

Alex: Hey man, I know it's been tough so I'm here for you👍

Jim: No, I don't need it. I'm feeling fine now, anyway I gotta go.

Alex: Did he just pull the rug

by akselly March 12, 2021

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